Gaming Stand-up Comedy Material
Here are some random thoughts and observations about the gaming world. Hopefully, <*cough> someone <*cough> can scrounge it all together and make a 5 minute comedy routine. If you have any more material, feel free to visit the gaming forum and suggest some more stuff.
  • ever notice people who play video games by also moving the controller (e.g jerking the controller up really fast to make the character on-screen jump)
  • Metal Gear Solid; you get discovered by security, run away, come back, get discovered again, run away, and security still doesn't recognize you
  • being better than someone who owns the game and you don't
  • talking to your units in an RTS
  • what do game bosses do in-between sequels